Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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