We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he puts the penis in happiness.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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