I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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