Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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