When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
People in love make me want to vomit
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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