North Korea, Best Korea!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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