how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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