Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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