dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's blow job season.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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