Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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