even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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