ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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