I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You took a bar mat shot.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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