no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
