My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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