Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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