Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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