Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
worst night to have a conscience
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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