Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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