he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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