White coat. Heels.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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