I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We talked him into tasing himself.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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