Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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