What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I have aggressive nipples.
pray to the hookup gods
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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