carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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