Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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