I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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