Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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