508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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