do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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