Sponge bath it is.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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