it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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