She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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