marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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