We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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