Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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