New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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