Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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