susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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