Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm both gender and math confused
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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