You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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