also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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