Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i dont even know how to be here
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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