After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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