I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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