And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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