he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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