that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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