I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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