But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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