nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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