Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
