I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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