Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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