you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
