k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Randomize