I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that