let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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