We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.