Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?

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(251): View more from Alabama

i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.

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(520): View more from Arizona

please come you make the beer taste better

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(905): View more from Toronto

9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.

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(406): View more from Montana

Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(314): View more from Missouri

WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?

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(281): View more from Texas

So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club

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