when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
please come you make the beer taste better
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club