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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"

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• (631): View more from New York

  im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's almost as awesome as vicodin.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole

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